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Say No to Trough Urinals in Ypsilanti
I love the Brewery, but I’m thinking about starting an online petition. I seriously hate trough urinals. I realize my dislike of them probably has a lot to do with the fact that I suffer from social...
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A little something for all of you who aren’t attractive enough to be my...
This is what my posts generally gook like:Speaking of Facebook, if you click here, you can follow MM.com on it… like the way Anthony Weiner follows hot, young girls on Twitter.Oh, and while we’re on...
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The Wurst Bar… tasty meat trumps trough urinals
As you know, I have a policy against recommending establishments that force men to haul out their penises and dangle them over trough urinals. In spite of that, though, I’m going to encourage all of...
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In defense of my beautiful body… majestic penis
Last night, in a post about a new bar in Ypsi, I noted my dislike of trough urinals. This admission attracted the following comment from an Ypsilantian by the name of Karen. If you’re ashamed of your...
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Ypsilanti City government takes a stand on my penis
A few days ago, at lunch, I received a strange call. Ypsi’s new City Manager had somehow gotten his hands on my cell phone number. He was calling to apologize. I can’t remember his exact words, but he...
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Tonight’s blogging has been preempted by a toilet repair emergency
Apparently we exceeded our lifetime flush capacity and blew out the inner workings of our toilet tonight, so I’m desperately trying to reconstruct it from scavenged parts. (At this point, I was going...
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The Wurst Bar’s Jesse Kranyak marks his first year as an Ypsilanti restaurant...
One year ago this month, the Wurst Bar opened its doors in Ypsi. To commemorate the event, I thought that I’d interview the bar’s owner, Jesse Kranyak, and see how things have gone since we last...
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The Reality of Doing Business in Ypsilanti: a roundtable discussion with a...
This Thursday evening, from 5:00 to 7:00, I’ll be on stage at Woodruff’s, facilitating a conversation between Bee Mayhew Roll (Beezy’s), Eli Morrissey (The Rocket), Darryl Daniels (Jacobsen Daniels...
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